My sense of humor...

Okay... So I've been thinking abut maternity clothes... only because I dread having to get dresses everyday cuz my pants are so tight... and I have made a few decisions on tops i would liek to make. (I couldn't find them cheaper than $40.00 online!!! Obscene for a top I'm gonna wear a few times and that's it!!! So, here are some quotes I think i'd like to wear for the next 6 month... If you can think of any I missed... let me know!!! I'll make those too!! "Due in: November" "Pregnant. (Not fat.)" "It's a ****" (I don't want to jinx it by putting one or the other first......) "A future Momma" "Comming This Fall..." "Just Kickin' It" Haha. Fun! I am so exhausted! I can't fall asleep at night and then all of the lovely people in my house under 18... (Hannah) run and stop through the house all morning long and wake me up after only a few hours of sleep. And, don't get me wrong, I'm not mad at Hannah, she doesn't know any better, but you would think her mother would... If she ever bothered to think about anyone but herself. Anyway... enough about that! (I COULD go on for days on that subject...) Newest piece of exciting news... I'm 3 days away from being out of my 1st Trimester! I'm 1/3 of the way done!!! YEA!!!! It's the size of a Jumbo shrip... So, if you go eat some shrip this week just remember that's how big fetus is! :-) (How wrong is that!?!?!?) Also, Fetus has finger prints and can pee. How exciting, getting 6 months of practice in so it can try to pee on me. But, I have to say... working at the daycare made me a pro at diaper changing, puke cleaning, and bugger sucking... This kid is in for a treat if it's gonna try to trip me up! I got this under control! I'm a pro! :-) hahahaaaa!!! So I guess I should begin reading again to see what's in store for me during the second trimester....... talk to everyone later!!! By the way, I love hearing back from everyone! Thank you and keep the replys comming!!!!! :-)